STUDENTT PROVERB

A FIRST GRADE TEACHER collected old, well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest.



As you shall make your bed so shall you..........mess it up.
Better be safe than......................punch a 5th grader.
Strike while the ..............................bug is close.
It's always darkest before............daylight savings time.
You can lead a horse to water but.......................how?
Don't bite the hand that........................looks dirty.
A miss is as good as a...................................Mr.
You can't teach an old dog new.........................math.
If you lie down with the dogs, you'll..stink in the morning.
The pen is mightier than the...........................pigs.
An idle mind is.......................the best way to relax.
Where there's smoke, there's......................pollution.
Happy the bride who...................gets all the presents.
A penny saved is...................................not much.
Two's company, three's.......................the musketeers.
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you,
cry and..........................you have to blow your nose.
Children should be seen and not.........spanked or grounded.
When the blind leadeth the blind.........get out of the

Exam Laws

1)80% of the questions has to be from those topics which u have left as unimportant.
2)There's always a dumbo sitting in front of u.

3)u help the person sitting behind u so that he passes, n ironically u flunk.
4)the question u left out in last minute revision, always appears in the paper...
5)the amount u study is inversely proportional to the time left before the exam..
6)the person whom you help gets more than you.
7)if u look at the paper once it looks easy...once u try to attempt it becomes difficult....
8)when u know everything in the paper.. u will always run out of time
9)The invigilator decides to stare at ur answersheet at the precise instant when u begin with an answer u have no clue about.
10)When you see your exam timetable, you will invariably figure out that the subject you have studied the worst has the least time gap for preparation
11)everything seems too difficult to study when u look at it wayy before the exam..so u leave it out...and then when u look at it just before ur exam...it becomes so simple...but u dont hv the time to study it..
12)when u study sumthin for ur exam, its difficult
after u finish ur exam, n go thro ur notes again, u realise everytin is actually very easy!
13)MCQs which boil down to 50-50 the option chosen always turns out to be the wrong one(the option left always turns out to be the correct one).
14)you have studied only 50% of syllabus for exam, and 50% paper was only from syllabus. You answer both 25% out of syllabus & 25 % from syllabus...n you make it 50%.
15)Suddenly u feel like watchin all d moviezz wen u know tat u don even hav a minute to waste.
16)when u decide to sit and start studying for ur exam at night there is a power cut.
17)u teach someone the subject, they pass. u fail
18)

flunk & pass

whenever u fail n others pass they say "questions r so easy, how come u become a flunk"

one another corollary

whenever u pass n others flunk they say "questions r so hard, how come u managed a pass"
19)The flying squad chooses the same day for an emergency check up which you ahve decided for taking the help of chit n parchi etc..
20)he sharpest & shrewdest & most experienced member of the squad sets his sight on U & gets his hand to the exact location(which was incidentally regarded by U as 'ultra safe') where U have hidden the objectionable materia
21)The flying squad will check only those who are carrying the chit-parchis for the very first time in their lives ( incidentally,such fellows have an oath never to use such unfair means again,if they succed in their endeavour this only time)....
22)Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and about the one book you didn't read
23)It is during exams, ya favourite movies are put on t.v... or best movies r released... or ya fav shows turn more interesting!!
24)whenever v have given a choice to ans one question out of two, in such case v r able to ans A part of first question n B part of the second question.... or vice-versa...
25)as soon as u emerge out of the exam hall, happy tht u successfully answered all questions, ur friends start discussing the answers and u find tht u have answered atleat one wrong!!!
26)Your friend to whom you helped in a subject will manage to get more marks in that subject than you.
27)"The magnitude of sleep is directly proportional to the difficulty of an exam..

murphys law on girls........... and love

MURPHY'S LAWS
Murphy's laws on girls.....



1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend
to confirm that

2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!

3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...

4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your college.".................100% true

5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.

6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..

7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends
with you.

8. Theory of relativity......

The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...



9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know
about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from
Kumbh ka Mela)

Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1

Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)



10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you
will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life 3.
Have a bad hair day

11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go
around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.

12. the more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad
will hate u

13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to
the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you

14)when u think u've met the right one...

i)u wont get to see her nemore
ii)she'z getting married next week
iii)she'd be leaving the country the next day
iv)she's either too young or toooo old
v)she'd be the last one to realize u have a thing for her....
vi) yaa this is the worst one...u'd never have neway to keep in touch with her !!!!!!!
15) all the good looking babes....end up with jerks
16) ur mum is always calling just when a cute guy/gal is abt 2 talk 2 u
17)she thinks u a flirt as long as u lov her
they fall for u when u start flirting..
18) the most gorgeous girls always go to the worst lookers in town
19)Beauty x Brain x Availablity = constant (the BBA law)
20)Two in da bush r always better dan one in hand
21)Ur intrest in a girl and her intrest in u r invsersely propotional

tHE eNGINEERING pREAMBLE

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THE ENGINEERING PREAMBLE

We the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much for so long, with so little, we will one day qualify to do anything without knowing nothing. Be proud to be an ENGINEER!!!