MURPHY'S LAWS
Murphy's laws on girls.....
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend
to confirm that
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your college.".................100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends
with you.
8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know
about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from
Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you
will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life 3.
Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go
around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. the more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad
will hate u
13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to
the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you
14)when u think u've met the right one...
i)u wont get to see her nemore
ii)she'z getting married next week
iii)she'd be leaving the country the next day
iv)she's either too young or toooo old
v)she'd be the last one to realize u have a thing for her....
vi) yaa this is the worst one...u'd never have neway to keep in touch with her !!!!!!!
15) all the good looking babes....end up with jerks
16) ur mum is always calling just when a cute guy/gal is abt 2 talk 2 u
17)she thinks u a flirt as long as u lov her
they fall for u when u start flirting..
18) the most gorgeous girls always go to the worst lookers in town
19)Beauty x Brain x Availablity = constant (the BBA law)
20)Two in da bush r always better dan one in hand
21)Ur intrest in a girl and her intrest in u r invsersely propotional
Murphy's laws on girls.....
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend
to confirm that
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "95% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 5%
would always be in your college.".................100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her
brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will
let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends
with you.
8. Theory of relativity......
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1:
Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know
about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from
Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1:
The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private
chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a
handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1:
The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before
things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you
will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life 3.
Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go
around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. the more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad
will hate u
13. the love you shower a girl with is directly proportional to
the number of bullets her dad will be showering at you
14)when u think u've met the right one...
i)u wont get to see her nemore
ii)she'z getting married next week
iii)she'd be leaving the country the next day
iv)she's either too young or toooo old
v)she'd be the last one to realize u have a thing for her....
vi) yaa this is the worst one...u'd never have neway to keep in touch with her !!!!!!!
15) all the good looking babes....end up with jerks
16) ur mum is always calling just when a cute guy/gal is abt 2 talk 2 u
17)she thinks u a flirt as long as u lov her
they fall for u when u start flirting..
18) the most gorgeous girls always go to the worst lookers in town
19)Beauty x Brain x Availablity = constant (the BBA law)
20)Two in da bush r always better dan one in hand
21)Ur intrest in a girl and her intrest in u r invsersely propotional
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